All of my friends think I’ve got it made…they are like:

“Dude, you just sit in front of the computer all day and look at porn and make money doing it.”

It’s a lot porn stressful that you would think. You have to deal with other webmasters, who can be some real losers. Here’s a copy of some of my recent outbursts:

“Ya’ll can suck 50% of my balls — you fucking dickheads! I’ve been cool as possible to you guys and you still keep being dicks, so eat a fat bag of dicks!

Fuck off…I’m done with this shit.”

And this classic:

“Seriously guys, eat my balls…Dan S is a constipated, anal-retentive dork that lives in a country with the lowest price-per-hooker capita and complains about it and is too stupid to disable his pop-up blocker. Ya’ll skim your lame ass skimmy-skimmed lame traffic and circle jerk each-other till your faces look like fucking sperm stalactites for all I care.

Fuck off and die in the next tsunami – especially you…Dan S.”