All of my friends think I’ve got it made…they are like:
“Dude, you just sit in front of the computer all day and look at porn and make money doing it.”
It’s a lot porn stressful that you would think. You have to deal with other webmasters, who can be some real losers. Here’s a copy of some of my recent outbursts:
“Ya’ll can suck 50% of my balls — you fucking dickheads! I’ve been cool as possible to you guys and you still keep being dicks, so eat a fat bag of dicks!
Fuck off…I’m done with this shit.”
And this classic:
“Seriously guys, eat my balls…Dan S is a constipated, anal-retentive dork that lives in a country with the lowest price-per-hooker capita and complains about it and is too stupid to disable his pop-up blocker. Ya’ll skim your lame ass skimmy-skimmed lame traffic and circle jerk each-other till your faces look like fucking sperm stalactites for all I care.
Fuck off and die in the next tsunami – especially you…Dan S.”
All of this Brazilian Porn has gotten pretty hot. Sites like Mike in Brazil, Brazil Bang, and Teen Brazil are quickly becoming surfer favorites…I have even quite surprised that even the females have caught Jungle Fever:
From: tianna [mailto:tianna@email.it]
Sent: Monday, February 21, 2005 12:21 PM
To: support@brazilbang.com
Subject: hi from italy
i’m elisa, 35 years old and i write from italy,i enjoy very much brazilbang.com, the guys and girls are fantastic and hot like hell. i love well hung black guys, and the guys of brazilbang are my kind of black studs!!! (i dream to be in an orgy with them)!! unfortunately in italy there are very few black guys, only white men here :’(
this is Episode 8: Big Booty Smashdown At The Pool
i have lost my head for the black stud shown with the black arrow, he is fantastic.
From when I have seen this episode, I do not do anything else but think of this black guy. do u know his name? does he have an email address? i love him. i need to contact him. please help me, thx for all and sorry for my not perfect english.
Elisa
Ladies and Gentlemen, now presenting – the worst feeling in the world…
If these one thing I god damn hate more than anything else in this fucking world it is god damned lowly ass thieves. They got me good this time – they snagged my Magellan 700 Roadmate, my best Fender Guitar that I’ve had for like 10 years now, my XM radio, and my Boss GT3 – total cost to me (with the window and body damage) around 5k. It’s not so much the money that bothers me, it’s the fact that I will lose a lot of this week getting my car fixed and replacing all of my shit (which I am thankful I have the money to do).
I’ll tell you that there are a lot of shitty things that people do, but I’m gonna say that stealing from someone is the worst. If I ever find the fucked that did this shit to me (which I’m sure I won’t) I would not loose on minute of sleep putting a fucking bullet in his junkie ass homeless face.
Thieves of any kind suck ass.
