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7/29/2005

Hellfire Sex / Hellfiresex.com: Meatholes does it again!

With all this obscenity shit that has been going around and porn companies (even big players like Larry Flynt) having to “tone things down” — it’s good to see that the Meatholes crew and Khan Tusion have gone out and cranked shit up a notch with Hellfire Sex (www.hellfiresex.com). Hellfire Sex is some brutal shit and out to keep pace with Meatholes in the brutality department! If you can stomach extreme xxx – this site is a must see!

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25% Tax Proposed on Internet Porn!

Filed under: Welcome to New Jesusland! — xxxjay @ 11:53 am

It seems like with Bush winning this last election from the bible beater / Christian vote — the Democrats fell like they have to keep up pace. It is just sad…truely sad!

DEMOCRATIC INTERNET BILL INTRODUCED
WASHINGTON, DC — Eight Democratic Senators have signed on to Senator Blanche Lincoln’s (D-AR) Internet Safety and Child Protection Act of 2005 — described in an X-Press report last week — and the bill has now been formally introduced in the Senate, with companion legislation being introduced by Democratic Representatives in the House. (more…)

Acid, Sex, Cats, and the Pokey…

Filed under: Day In The Life of Jay the Porn Pimp!, Telling War Stories — xxxjay @ 11:49 am

This one goes back a few years to around 1993, when some very strange things happened to me…

I was living in Norcross, GA with my girlfriend at the time. She had gone out of town to visit family, and I was out of town playing some gigs. When I arrived home I could not find our 3 cats anywhere. I phoned my girlfriend and she said they were outside when she left. I looked around outside for a while more and still couldn’t find them, so I called our leasing office. They told me that they had called Animal Control to have them picked up for being outside too long. I got in my truck to go spring our cats out of kitty jail in Lawrenceville. (more…)

7/28/2005

Blumpkin

Filed under: 1000 Great English Words that Never Made Webster's — xxxjay @ 5:52 pm

The process by which a man evacuates his excrement dropping a deuce while simultaneously receiving oral stimulation (a blowjob) from another person. This manuver can be performed by a woman or man, but in the case of the latter, it is known as the brother blumpkin (see gay xxx).

That girl Jessica is one crazy bitch. When I was taking a shit the other day, girl just comes in and gives me a blumpkin.

I wasn’t sure if I was gay, but when my Dad of all people showed me how to give a proper brother blumpkin.. Well it was then that I knew that I was a flamer.

7/27/2005

Ballhoneys - maybe the best Bangbros site ever!

I see a lot of fucking porn sites…there are so many coming out every day that are, frankly, boring as hell. Whenever my boys from Bangbros drop a new joint, it usually is something to get excited about. Finally, with Ballhoneys – they’ve even outdone themselves! I thought that BigTitsRoundAsses and Monsters of Cock crushed all, but I’ll have to say that Ball Honeys is some of their best work yet – the girls on Ballhoneys are a nice mix of black, Asain, and Latina…they all are smoking hot and all do total hardcore. The layout and the design of this site are superb.

Fuck listening to me ramble on about it…imagine what this incredibly hot black sista would like getting dicked down?

Ball Honeys hottie!

Check out Ballhoneys now! You will be so glad that you did!

The Stupidest Thing You Could Ever Do is…

Filed under: Webmasters Are the Salt of the Earth — xxxjay @ 11:44 am

Try to look for legal advice on webmaster boards.

There is more misinformation and paranoia being spread because webmasters are either too cheap, lazy, or just wants someone else to consult with a decent 1st Amendment attorney for them.

Continue reading this post at my adult webmaster blog

Rusty Trombone

Filed under: 1000 Great English Words that Never Made Webster's — xxxjay @ 11:31 am

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50’s.

While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

The Cleaveland Steamer

Filed under: 1000 Great English Words that Never Made Webster's — xxxjay @ 11:25 am

This is a method of breaking up with a significant other or a severe type of revenge. This is where, the couple have one last night of outstanding sex. As the significant other falls asleep the guilty party proceeds to very gently leave a massive pile of excrement (shit to you less educated soles) on the significant other’s chest. This is the The Cleaveland Steamer!