As many of you know from my blog that there are 2 well defined layers of sorryness and depravity:
1. Raising the Odds
2. Going Big
After the JBM Show this weekend, I am happy to announce a third level wanton behavior that has been discovered by one of my contemporaries (sorry, no names). “Raising the Bar” is comfortably nestled in between “going big” and actually dying.
“Raising the Bar” is:
1. Speeding at 90 MPH+ down the Vegas Strip with a 2+ BAC at 5AM.
2. Accidentally cockblocking by sending a girl running screaming from your vehicle and upon returning to ask what happened the only thing you hear is, “Dude, she doesn’t know what snuff film is!”
3. Gently ramming the car of the people you are staying with from behind repeatedly and expecting them not to be mad.
4. Asking some ugly slut in a nasty-ass dive bar if “she wants to go outside and fuck” because you’ve got a killer rental car…
And getting away with it.
“Raising the Bar” is not for weekend warriors and is linked to premature death.
I swear I know who you are talking about!
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