A Hot Carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient’s mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice.
A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her roses but I gave her a Hot-Carl instead.
A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face.
2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.
3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.
Yummy, no?