People often ask me, “What’s with the Jager obsession?” Here is a heart-felt poem I wrote to this delicious beverage:
There is this purple drink
It makes my liver rot
It often makes me puke
But it is my favorite shot
It’s like choking down cough syrup
Goddamn it makes me sick
But somehow I can’t seem
To get enough of it
Jagermeister…it’s not just for breakfast anymore!