OK, the AVN blog got pretty long. If you homegamers want to read it at home, do it like this:
AVN: Brings You Three Day Hangover
AVN Part2: The Return of Dr. Stretchnuts
AVN Part 3: The Player Haters Ball
AVN Day 4: The Best Anal, Garbage Can Dinners, and More Weird Scenes From The Goldmine
Along the way, you learned the following terms: Demonstrating Value, Mexican Standoff, The Pest List, Cocaine Close, PUA, Serious Business, The Walk of Shame, Sticking Oysters In A Parking Meter, Pushing Rope, The Softserve, The Hoy Paloy, and Plebeians!