Thursday: Arrive in San Jose for a bash put on by the good folks at Iwantyou.com (the oldest and most populated with real chicks dating site out there) and meet up with my partner in crime (and the other half of The Toxic Twins) DJ_Airwreck (Sleepassault / Ragecash) that night. They throw a party at the local titty bar that night (Tango India). We hang out for a little bit, but then decide it’s time to get straight to the mongering.

As being a person who enjoys voluntary copulation with hot chicks in my non-monger life….when I go mongering I like to get the hooker sex as close as possible to the monger sex as I can. That requires the elusive GFE (Girlfriend Experience) in order to avoid CIHS (Cold Impersonal Hooker Sex).

We take off out of the strip club and head for the most overrated whorehouse in Costa Rica: The Del Ray. The Del Ray seems to be the choice of mongers in San Jose, but I’m not sure why. Make no mistake about it — The Del Ray sucks and should be avoided. It could be that the monger to hooker (M2H) ratio is damn near 1-1. These sluts act like a bunch of mini Paris Hiltons, but maybe worse — at least Paris puts out!

There was no time at all to determine Hooker Chemisry because if you said one word past when they asked “Vamos?” they were off to another guy. I was horrible. These bitches were stuck up. We were in a whorehouse, with money, and were ready to pay and…

We couldn’t get laid!

It was pathetic!

We hang out there for a while and I finally decide I am going to take whatever the first girl is that feigns any kind of interest. I wind up picking up a 5 and bringing here back to the hotel for some CIHS.

Strike 1 for Costa Rica.