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Rumor is that cum sperm facials are good for your skin complexion. Hot cum whore Kat doesn’t want to take any chances! She seeks out 7 fuck studs who are willing the help keep her fuck face looking smooth. Don’t miss this one as multiple horny dudes deliver cum blast after cum blast of sticky goo to Kats face and perky titties! Click here to see the free trailer!
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Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or Jesus?
Well as you can see by the picture, it wouldn’t be much of a fight. Lemmy would win, hands down.
But Jesus is the son of God, you say? Well, Lemmy is God, so there goes that argument!
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Saddam decided since he was gonna die, he wanted to come clean and tell Georgy Boy about the sordid soiree he spent with Babs. Apparently for 1 dollar, Babs Bush gives a great BJ without a rubber, and she isnt shy to do a little lappin’ around the perimiter. Nice to know. At least, now, americans can finally understand why Bush Sr. would fuck someone who looks old enough to be his mother. “When it comes to fucking … She’s no slouch.” commented Mr. Hussein, just before demanding a phone call to Gerald Ford to discuss the potential for a presidential pardon.
Hussein also disclosed that he and Mr. Donald Rumsfeld used to enjoy paying cheap hookers to beat them with switches while wearing diapers, drinking Schlitz and listening to Willie Nelson records. Mr. Hussein claims he was the winner in a week-long contest of which could stay in the same foetid diaper for the longest.
A reliable source has confided to me that the translation of Mr. Hussein’s last words was not 100% accurate. His actual last words were “The Godfather of Soul is Great.”
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Faye and Sandie never liked Maria but Maria always wanted them to. As a kind gesture, she came over with one of her favorite studs to share with the two. Faye and Sandie both warmed up to Maria quickly and realized that they were meant to be friends. The girls played with each other and then each took turns exploring the glorious piece of man meat right in front of them. They got teased, licked, and fucked in every hole, making this day a complete success. Every girl came atleast once and you could really see it in their eyes. Maria went from a rival to a best friend in no time!
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Wanna see JIMBOS fave cumface disgrace vid of all time? ur lookin right at it. this caged up asian babe took on more cocks than u can count on two hands… unless you got like 13 fingers or sumthin. anywayz shes got the ultimate hooker boots that almost reach up to her cooter and they aint black, they bright red so u kno shes a fuckin ho ho ho! bitch got cum drippin all over her face and body. she HARVESTED the shit in her mouth and then blew out these crazy bubbles. bitch was talented for sure. asian girlies always have sum trix up their sleeve like crazy cum bubble shit!
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Red hair, red bra and panties, and red ‘fuck me’ boots… meet Jess Sucker. Sucker by name and certainly a sucker by nature as she goes to work on the assortment of cocks she is surrorunded by. In this first part of two movies, watch her milking the loads onto her face, tits and direct into her willing mouth!
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Jesus fucking christ your site fucking rocks! Most of the stuff I’ve seen on it is great, my mother is hardcore, old school, catholic, church Nazi and all of my life she’s been trying to force me to go to church and cram religious crap down my throat, in the name of jesus! So I know where you’re coming from, haha thankfully she isn’t as much of a zealot as bush or shirley phelps roper, but still, it’s enough to be considered her being a brain-washed mind-controlled drone, it sucks! Ah well, keep up the site, I’d hate to see it go down, too bad no-god.com isn’t around anymore, that site was funny too, Awesome game - CRUCIFY ME JESUS! Well I hope you like this picture, I knew sooner or later some one would do something with kramer and gibson, so I figured what the hell, I might as well throw a black jesus into it too, earn me more points towards hell. Take care buddy! And feel free to add me on the all dreaded myspace!
www.myspace.com/urcoolbutimnot
Yes sadly I fell into the temptation and evil of creating a myspace. And also, jesus fucking christ, isn’t that technically nothing more than god jerking himself off? Oh, there’s nothing like starting the day with a sin or two, right?
LATER MY SINFUL FRIEND!
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Orgy Sex Parties Episode 19
There’s no stopping this train! We’re rolling on through the night in a haze of sweaty, grinding orgiastic sex party action! Around every corner, you’ll find the bodies tangled and legs intertwined. It’s the night you’ve always dreamed of, and there’s plenty of action left! Grab a lady, hop on whatever piece of furniture you can find and join in!
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Jesus was a very compassionate man. He hung around the poor, the beggars, the lepers, and now (as historical evidence suggests) – the nignogs.
Thanks Mr. Pope Pius “Ignant” Intercaust Esq. Jr. III for this delightful chop.
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Today’s the day the blondes have their way! Sandie Caine and Angelica, two beautiful and sexy blondes, go at it with each other and a hard cock. They lick each other and participate in all kinds of hot action before getting it on with a rigid-cocked man. This guy is really having the time of his life, plowing into these two ladies like there’s no tomorrow. They love every minute of it and truly treat him like a king. Angelica and Sandie both know how to fuck, there’s no question about that. These highly experienced sluts are ready for some hot and hardcore action.
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The Vatican has just announced that this cookie is a bonified miracle befause of its penchant for healing the sick (though they didn’t mention it was only from a case of THC induced munchies).
The Catholic Church seems to dismiss facts when it seems convient.
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Couples Seduce Teens Episode 70
“The show starts soon,” said Devon. “So let’s get those clothes off!” “You’ve never modeled?” asked Marcus. “And you’ve never messed around with a couple? Well, that makes two things you’ll have to try today!”
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Four girls that are just out of highschool decided to go together and experience their first facial. These four ladies were confronted with a group of men that were more than happy to deliver. The final result: a lot of cum loving teens with big smiles!
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i call this slut mary cause she reminds me of cameron dias with all that jizz in her hair. after she got her short hair cummed on im sure she was wishin she got it somewhere else. that shit has got to be a pain to wash out. i was in a foodfight once and could smell banana in my hair for a week… cant imagine how mary feels walkin around with a head full of jizz pretending like nothin unusual fucin happened! she got rained on with cum, was smilin at first but she looked fucking cold, angry, and annoyed when it was all said and dun… pretty fucking funny if you ask JIMBO (yea thats me!)
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The only snowballs you’ll find at this Xmas party are the ones that cum whores Sandie and Autumn are blowing into each others well frosted faces! Santa would sure be proud of these two slutty elves … that is, if he could keep his cock out of his hand! These 2 horny sluts take all the cum they can handle in the “spirit of the season!” Click here to see the free trailer!
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I’ve done a lot driving around the Midwest when I was, and let me tell you, the farmers have PLENTY of room to work with. Most of this great nation’s Midwest is NOTHING BUT GOD DAMNED FARMS.
While many square miles of farmland may only yield them a mere .13 cents per square acre quarterly, a decent titty bar is pulling around 100$ per minute (that’s rounding down). We don’t need LiveAid concerts to bail out these rednecks. It’s business, just simple ass fucking business! Instead of leaving your sole source of income at the mercy of such intangible forces as droughts, locusts, and early frosts, why not move the whole operation indoors into skyscrapers, in protected environments, with crisp hydoponic lights for optimal growing conditions. It will surely beat the pants off speculating on the success of next year’s okra harvest! Leave that commodities to the God Damned Amish. Do not fear technology – revere it! We must replace this religious insanity! Get on your knees before electronics! God has done his work through nature in the Midwest for many a centuries! If farmers are pimping their children to make ends meet, it is only because GOD HAS FAILED YOU!
Now with all that being said, why not try this? Take the entire Midwest and turn it into one giant shoe show and move the farms to cities in high-rises! With all of the additional revenue that will be streaming into Hickville from liquor licenses, tourism, permits, and DUI arrests – even the most right wing, uptight local government will turn a blind eye to all of this hedonism in lieu of ALL THAT CASH. Replace those two penny, one horse power buggies with million horse power, cash sucking, drunken, next day empty pocket guilt vortexes: TITTY BARS.
While we are at it, we can take the same technology that made strip clubs what they are today and apply these same principals to farming: Saline enhanced carrots, silicon augmented watermelons, asparagus surgically molded to perfection! It will certainly be a great time to be a cosmetic surgeon!
It will also be a much needed boon to one of this nation’s most vital issues: HOMELAND SECURITY. See, if Al Queda decides to do a repeat of 9/11 and they decide to nail the Sears Towers, the only adverse effect would be a small dip in the US production of zucchini. A minute ago, you thought that I was on drugs for suggesting that we turn all of America’s farmland into seedy strip bars! So what now? Am I making too much sense?
Soon, millions will be flocking to this nation’s rural areas for conventions, our farmlands will have the tourism draw of a rustic Red Light district! The national farmlands will serve a much higher purpose than just a life support system for a bunch of corn! Let this nation’s crop be bathed in the cobalt blue light of a radioactive sun.
Our resources are not infinite; we must make the best use of what we’ve got!
It’s not like we can just invade anyone if we want their shit!
Hang on, let me get back with you on that one…
Jay
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We had to feed Simone-Clair more cum before she left. This girl is one incredible filthy slut! Movie runtime: 8 mins.
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Curly blond haired glasses wearing Kimberly is thirsty for semen… so bring on the cocks! She services each one and laps the cum up into and around her mouth but still, her thirst rages. Only one thing for it then… fill a glass of course of warm sticky goo by relieving the guys with her hands and mouth and drink the freshly prepared juice!
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