This one would have Kieth Ledger rolling in his coffin!

Thanks again Rene!

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This is technically a LOLPeter, not a LOLJesus.

According to christian mythology, the Romans crucified Saint Peter upside-down at his request, due to his wishing not to be equated with Jesus.

Thanks Rene!

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This is my favorite in a while!

Thanks Matt!

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Thanks Robert!

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I guess Jesus digs some 2girlsonecup scat video too. Lawdey, lawd!

Thanks Sam!

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This is my favorite submit in a while!

Thanks Nick!

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From: xxxxxxxxxx [mailto:xxxxxx@hahaha.org]
Sent: Sunday, March 09, 2008 3:47 PM
To: jay@jqmedia.org
Subject: NOT HATEMAIL

Dear Jay,
As a devout atheist, i find your site funnier than anything else i’ve come across.
And, believe me, I look around
But, when i see the hatemail on your site, my period of unstoppable laughter comes to an end.
So, after many weeks of torture, i have decided to take action.
This next paragraph is VERY quotable:

To all the Hatemailers:
Name me one religion that doesnt preach total conformism.
Name me one religion, one SECT of religion, that doesnt have a definite end (heaven/hell and such.)
Name me one religion which allows the advancement of science through ‘unethical’ dappling in the unknown. (note the sarcasm on ‘unethical’)

These are all impossible tasks. Now i’ll make it easier for you – I’ll do these myself:

Name one problem caused by religion – TERRORISM

Name one war fought over religion – THE CRUSADES

Name one way in which the Christian Church is hypocritical: PRIESTS FUCK LITTLE BOYS.

Name one extortion method of the Christian Church: PURGATORY WAS INVENTED TO FUND THE CRUSADES.

Name one prominent religious figure who is a liar: THE POPE. I MYSELF KNOW THE EX-EX-POPE’S GREAT GRANDSON. Think about it……

Im going to hell, but at least i dont gotta go to confession

Anyways Jay, you are a legend. Expect more emails from pleased friends of mine!

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Thanks Ali!

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Want to be a big superstar on the front page. This is the casting couch! Haha!

For Pictures

For Video

You’ll get the instant satisfaction of your content being part of our site, but you will also get the chance to be a LOLJesus Superstar and be on the front page with a whopping visitors per day!

Or, as always, we post *good* watermarked submissions by emailing: jay@jqmedia.org!

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Thanks again Daniel!

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Thanks Daniel!

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James does Lego comics and says he’s got more.

I find this quite funny.

What sayth you?

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Of course, a requirement of the belief in Satan is the belief in God. Remeber that. Fuck it, it’s all sacrelicious fun!

Thanks Kitty!

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Thanks guy! (If that I your real name) – Great stuff!

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—–Original Message—–
From: Mister B. [mailto:berty-walker@excite.com]
Sent: Friday, January 18, 2008 8:36 AM
To: jay@jqmedia.org
Subject: Nice site, however…

… you unfortunately seem to attract a lot of retards. Not necessarily the fuckwits who send you hate mail, to be fair the response of a sizeable portion of the site’s fans are pretty fucking dumb as well. Shame. The responses there are to the hate mail section are for the most part as inane as the hate mail itself (eg: that catholic chick who goes on about Jesus dying horribly on the cross and her friend dying and how you wouldn’t dare make fun of her friend. Easiest response: Well, duh, Jesus is supposed to be the son of God/the embodiment of God on Earth whereas her friend is just some poor cunt with cancer, hence why it’s funnier to rip the piss out of Christ). I know you’re not responsible for the people who post any comments on your site, but still… it’s a little embarassing, don’t you think? It sort of points at the stereotype of the dumb fucking American which is not anything to be proud of.

Secondly, I suppose this is constructive criticism of sorts or something or whatever, could you make some of the jokes um, funnier? Some of them good but the overall quality of the site is very variable. It goes from some funny fucking shit to some stuff which just looks like a very cheap attempt at laughs through offense. Offense is funny sometimes, but it’s not always funny – i.e. when it’s not really been thought out and when it’s of a rather tourette syndrome-like nature.

That aside, a lot of the stuff here is funny. If a lot of the less funny stuff in this site were to be dropped, loljesus.com would be a gem.

And lastly, I imagine that the expression “LOL”, “LOLZ”, “ROFL” and so on are being used with a certain weight of irony – this doesn’t stop them, however, from being some of the most fucking irritating things to ever read and seeing this repeated use of LOL makes me think of thick-as-pig-shit Myspace whores who are not LOLing at all, not over my dead body. I suppose with a site name like loljesus.com, however, that the use of such abbreviations (or whatever you call them) is inevitable.

I hope you have read this boring e-mail all the way through.

I have a lot of time on my hands at work.

All the best,

Mister Bert.

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Thanks Savory!

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Cadd said he wanted a new update. He got one (a good one too)!

Thanks Chadd!

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As I’ve mentioned many times, this site doesn’t make me dick for money. I make my money slinging porn online and have become quite rich doing it. The question is: What would Jesus want you to do? He’d want you to be rich right? Damn skippy. The trouble want the learning curve to break into the smut business is a steep on, if you want to make money I suggest you check out this guide a buddy of mine made. I know all of this shit works because I have used all of these techniques myself. I’m almost a little pissed he put this thing out. He’s just inviting competition, fuck it, if you can’t beat ‘em join em.

Check this shit out, if you want to have a cool job you can work at home and look at hot naked women all day:
http://www.getrichinporn.com/

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Like most other hippies these days…Jesus had a Meth problem.

Thanks Roegge!

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Thanks Zach for the awesome submission. Sponsored by Snizzshare and all their real cumshots.

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