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1/24/2007

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Filed under: 1000 Great English Words that Never Made Webster's, Amateurs, Blowjobs, Cumshots, Day In The Life of Jay the Porn Pimp!, Goofy Memos, Hardcore, Jays Classic Liquored Up Prank Calls, Porn for the Masses, Teens, Telling War Stories, The Latest and Greatest Porn, Webmasters Are the Salt of the Earth, Welcome to New Jesusland!, Your Dick Delicious Song of the Day! — xxxjay @ 8:16 pm

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5/9/2006

Y2002 COMPLIANT SQUIRREL JERKY

Filed under: Jays Classic Liquored Up Prank Calls — xxxjay @ 8:05 pm

This is pretty much one of my favorite prank calls ever. I did it at 5AM in my apartment, just after driving 3 hours back to Atlanta from a Dick Delicious gig in Augusta, GA to impress a stripper. For some reason, I am always funnier when I am trying to impress the pants off chicks…maybe it’s because I hope the pants will actually come off.

Regardless…

This is a pretty lengthy prank call and it takes a while to get going, but if you listen to the whole thing, it really is a work on genius.

There are at least 10 classic jokes in this one.

I present to you:
YEAR Y2002 COMPLIANT SQUIRREL JERKY