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Scafootz - A slut.

Devils Dandruff - Yet another of my clever euphemisms for blow.

See weasel dust.

Weasel Dust - Another one of my very clever names for cocaine.

Tweaker? This could be you!

What your grill will look like after years of crystal meth abuse.

Meeth: Periodontal disease of the highest order bought to a person courtesy of a nasty speed habit.

Bling Blong: Piles of un-exchanged / unspent foreign currency laying about your house.

Shiney Side Down – When going to the foil foil you should always smoke “shiny side down” to avoid inhailing the dangerous chemicals on the shiney side.

REFERAL PUSSY - Always make your performance award winning. Even ordinary chicks are very graphic with the details of your cockmanship – size, stamina, technique will all become public knowledge quickly. If the reviews are favorable, expect other bitches going behind other bitches back to fuck you.

Double Team Supreme (DTS) - The very opposite of a LH3. This is a real threesome – not just two girl tag teaming you…we are talking pussy eating, banging both sluts at the same time porno style awesomeness.

Pay To Play (P2P) – When you find hooker that are not at work at the whorehouses (technically off work), but will fuck you for a few extra bucks in they like you.

Usually at a discounted rate.

Secret Hooker Algorithm (TSHA) – A system devised by “The Captian” to rate the worthiness of a hooker purchase. By which point are assigned as follows:

10 Points for Face
10 Points for Body
10 Points for Attitude

Under no circumstances should you go below a score of 18 when purchasing some talent.

Speed Mongering: A technique used by particularly loathsome mongers who walk into the bar and grab the first piece of pussy they can whith no concern about the GFE of Hooker Chemistry.

Whore Friendly Room (a WFR) - Level 5 whoremonger shit. A WFR is an extra hotel room reserved strictly for mongering. The room will be free of all valueables, laptops, credit cards ect.

You always bring the hookers to the WFR and never your real room. Reduces theft dramaticly.

Lame Hooker Threesome (LH3) - A method hookers use to divide their work in half by offering a threesome. Never is it an actual threesome. Unless negotiated beforehand, it will not include: eating box, lesbian action, or one of the girls even watching you bang the other one. Proceed with caution.

Rockstar Lines - Huge heart attack inducing lines of coke.

Rod to Cod Ratio (RTCR): The number of chicks as opposed to number of guys.

See: H2M — unlike H2M…a lower number is best.

Example:

20 guys and 10 girls = 2 RTCR (example)
2076 guys and 6 girls = 346 RTCR (Slipknot concert)
Me and 27 Chicks = .037 RTCR (my dreams)

Just in case you haven’t noticed…

MY BLOG HAS BEEN HACKED

The last blog we had back up was from 10/28…we are trying to import everything else back in now.

Sorry about the inconvience…more and the crazy story of the hacker will come soon.

You can catch up on all of the GFY drama here and here.

Mexican Standoff - Staying at a strip club to a ridiculous hour of the morning to bang a dancer after she finishes her shift.

The Pest List – What I like to call the guest list.

Cocaine Close - Using cocaine as bait to get a girl back to your room. You must be careful with a cocain close. Remember this rule:

1. If she does it: You’re fucking.
2. If you do it: You’re talking.