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“The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway.”

–George w. Bush

A lot of people make a lot of assumptions about me — maybe because of the way I look or probably the shit that come out of my mouth. Fact is, I am uber-tolerant…I could give a fuck less about your race, religion, or sexual preference…if you are an asshole – you are an asshole.

Case closed.

Of course you cannot be tolerant without accepting other people’s rights to be hateful, bigoted, or racist if they want.

If you are truly tolerant, then you must respect anothers wish to be intolerant - that is true tolerance.

Just my 2 cents,
Jay

The things we have to thank for Bush not legislating porn out of existance:

Iraq
9/11
Katrina
Gas Prices
The Economy

Belive me, if everything we rolling along smooth he’d have taken a bigger shot at ridding the world of foul spooge-releasing material. Targeting porn, while all of these other problems are running wild would make him look like the nutjob he is.

Even he knows that.

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OK, so one day a year, after Jesus was crucified and supposedly came back from the dead…we paint Easter Eggs and wait for some silly bunny to come and give the kids presents?

I’m calling shenanigans on this pointless religious mumbo-jumbo!

“Religion is the opiate of the masses…”
- Karl Marx

Truer words have never been spoken. Rather than cloud my mind with this religious insanity…I think I’ll get some dirty needles and go out on a real heroin binge.

It will have the same effect.

Happy Easter

“Nobody likes beheadings,” the president said.

That’s where he’s dead wrong…I think they are hilarious!

I was looking through the comments on LOLJesus when I found this guys comment:

Fads don’t end, they evolve. Current events suggest that the time has come. Christian Fundamentalists have passed the torch of silliness to Fundamentalist Muslims the world over. Why not get current with an “lolmohammed” sidebar? You’d probably get a lot of european traffic from irate asshat believers and happily participating infidels.

Left by namder on February 5th, 2006e

What’s funny is I was already thinking the same thing and agree 100%! I just wasn’t sure if this was maybe a little too off topic, but fuck it…I just added a new category:

Lolmohammed: Becasue Muslims suck too.

Maybe I’ll become the first person to be killed over a blog. Then this site will really get some traffic!

Just in case you haven’t noticed…

MY BLOG HAS BEEN HACKED

The last blog we had back up was from 10/28…we are trying to import everything else back in now.

Sorry about the inconvience…more and the crazy story of the hacker will come soon.

You can catch up on all of the GFY drama here and here.

Enter PRUSSIAN BLUE — the new jailbait hotties of the White Supremest Movement…it going to be a bad time to be a niggnog, towelhead, or any other mud colored person! Yes, the skinhead / hate rock movement has a new face and I gotta say — I LOVE IT!

No longer do you need to hear about the oppression and inferiority of other races from a bunch of wankers that look like this:

It’s 2005 — spawn Hitler, the Grand Wizard, an even more jailbait version of the Olsen Twins, and voila — you have PRUSSIAN BLUE!

Now — hate has a cute face too!

Editors Note: Who wants to do a place a $5 bet that we catch these girls sucking a fat Alabama Trouser Snake on www.thugsandjuggs.com once they are legal?

Sieg hiel!

I’ve always said, “People never call people out for the assholes that they were in life right after they die — they always kiss ass and talk about how great they were. It good to finally see some post mortem smack talking directed at Chief Justice Rehnquist — it couldn’t happen to a better person.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20050905/cm_huffpost/006844

Now the only thing we need to worry about is who the next bigger asshole is that Bush and his cronies will throw into the mix – but, hey Rehnquist, don’t let the coffin door hit you in the ass when they put you 6 feet deep…ya’ fucking dolt!

Good riddance!

It’s a real pity what happened to New Orleans – the town rivals even Vegas as a top-notch Den of Iniquity — great food, great culture, and just a damn good time. New Orleans is easily one of my favorite places on this Earth — it will always have a special place in my heart and rotting liver. It is my fondest hope that The Big Easy can return to its former glory soon, so I may bask in its decadence once again.

Ridiculously enough — Louisiana Governor, Kathleen Blanco, thinks we should have a day of Prayer to save her storm ravaged state. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense…definitely a lot more sense that helping the Army Corp of Engineers patching the two football-sized holes in the levees that are the cities only line of defense against 30 feet of watery death. It sure would help a lot more evacuating the 30,000 people still trapped with no toilets or electricity in the Superdome. Phew! Maybe you can just have Moses grab everyone on the Ark?

I implore anyone who would stop for even one second, never mind a full day, to pray – please think again!

Isn’t this the same God who flooded the Earth as punishment for the sins of humanity is Thou most Holy of Scriptures? There’s been a lot of sinnin’ going in ‘Newlins! Sounds like someone is robbing Peter to pay Paul to me!

Any reasonable person would not squander time with prayer — it’s an empty gesture. Instead of wasting a day calling the invisible man in a box for help, put your efforts where you can actually see some results:

https://www.redcross.org/donate/donation-form.asp

I will do my part.

Let’s stop this religious insanity.

Jay

Do you remember the good ?ole ?aid? days, like ?LiveAid?, ?We Are The World?, and ?FarmAid?? FarmAid is the one that sticks out in my mind right now. See, I?ve been doing some driving around the Midwest lately, and let me tell you, the indigent farmers have PLENTY of fucking room to work with. Most of this great nation?s Midwest is NOTHING BUT GOD DAMNED FARMS. They had their chance; they blew it! So fuck ?em! If they are going broke and they need some kind of ?AID?, then they need a quick simple lesson in economics ? because the only kind of AID they will be getting from me is fucking ?Haterade?!

While square miles of rustic farmland may only yield them a mere .13 cents per square acre quarterly, a slut infested titty bar is pulling almost 100$ per minute — and that?s just on a Friday night. It shouldn?t be our job to throw lame concerts to bail out these dim witted county fucks. It?s business, just simple ass fucking business! Instead of leaving their sole source of income at the mercy of such natural forces as droughts, locusts, and early frosts, why not move the whole operation indoors to skyscrapers, in protected environments, stacked up floor after floor in optimal growing conditions. It will surely beat the pants off speculating on the success of next year?s okra harvest. Fuck that ? leave the commodities brokering to the God Damned Amish. Do not fear technology ? revere it! We must replace this religious insanity! Get on your knees before electronics! God has done his work through nature in the Midwest for many a centuries! If your fucking lame ass farming is making families sell their children into incestuous prostitution to make ends meet, it is only because GOD HAS FAILED YOU! YOU HAVE NOT MADE THE BEST USAGE OF THE SQUARE FOOTAGE YOU ALREADY POSSESS!

Now with all that being said, why not try this? Your farms are leaving you crying poverty, while the fat cats at the titty bars get richer and richer ? let?s do this: Take the entire Midwest and turn it into one giant shoe show and move the farms intown to the high-rises. With all of the additional revenue that will be streaming into Hickville from liquor licenses, tourism, permits, and DUI arrests ? even the most right wing, uptight local government will turn a blind eye to all of this hedonism in lieu of ALL THAT CASH. Replace those two penny, one horse power buggies with million horse power, cash sucking, drunken, next day empty pockets guilt vortexes: TITTY BARS.

While we are at it, we can take the same technology that made strip clubs what they are today and apply these same principals to farming: Saline enhanced carrots, silicon augmented watermelons, asparagus surgically molded to perfection! It will certainly become a great era for cosmetic surgeons!

Not only will this pull the USA out of its economic slump and give kids a reason to stay in school, it will also be a much needed boon to one of this nation?s most vital issues: HOMELAND SECURITY. See, if Al Queda decides to do a repeat of 9/11 and they decide to nail the Sears Towers, the only adverse effect would be a small dip in the US production of squash and zucchini. Probably, just a minute ago, you thought that I was some kind of idiot for suggesting that we turn all of America?s farmland into seedy strip bars! So what now? Is this making too much sense? I?m sure that some of you forward thinkers believe there may be flaws in this manifest destiny I propose. Though I don?t have a degree in economics, I do know this will create a giant buyer?s market and more supply than demand. All the tit bars need to do is diversify; offer the public more than your standard run of the mill plastic stripper sluts ? make nudie bars that feature midgets, fat chicks, chick with giant 70?s bushes ? so on and so on. Weather people realize it or not, THERE IS A MARKET FOR ALL OF THIS SHIT. Soon, millions will be flocking to this nation?s rural areas for conventions, our farmlands will have the same tourism draw of the Red Light district, and a CEO need not worry about getting busted in his hometown checking out some transsexual fat midget pussy! The national farmlands will serve a much higher purpose than just a life support system for a bunch of corn that will waste massive acreage, be consumed, and reappear in the sewer system in much the same form! Let this nation?s crop be bathed in the cobalt blue light of a radioactive sun. We must make the maximum dollar out of the square acreage we?ve got! It?s not like we can just invade anyone, anytime we want, and take their shit! Or ? hang on, let me get back with you on that one?

It seems like with Bush winning this last election from the bible beater / Christian vote — the Democrats fell like they have to keep up pace. It is just sad…truely sad!

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