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This song was the first track on the “Bigger than Ron Jeremy” album. The song actually started with a jazzy-sounding song Scott had written called “I Want to Poke Amy Fisher” (which be 2002 was totally irrelevant) and got renamed to “A Marvelous Night for a Gangbang”. At the time I was messing around with wanting to write a song call “Last Man in the Gangbang” — just because it sounded so disgusting.

By the time we recorded (the very ill prepared for) “Bigger than Ron Jeremy” CD I had the idea just to merge my heavy song with his jazzy piece (considering they were both short) and in the key of E.

The result was magic, funny, and probably one of the best tracks on that album.

Check it out:
Last Man in the Gangbang

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It’s a sad state of affairs when 11 years of artistic achievement becomes fodder for a blog…but such is life. I wrote this song to mock the “We Are The World” power ballads of the 80’s. Of course, this was back in the early 1990’s and people were still pissed off about those shitty songs.

I think it’s some of my best lyrics “What do you do if you want to stop HIV / Leave the whore at the bar – whack your way to safety” – pretty damn clever if I do say do myself.

The piano used on the tune was the actual piano Skynard used to record “Freebird” and was mixed by John Nielson…kinda cool. Well, here’s your free song…praise Allah, Napster ain’t dead yet!

Masturbating for a Brighter Tomorrow